We like submissive readers! If you have something to say that seems to fit well with our raison d’être, we’d like to hear from you. Send us your poetry, fiction, non-fiction, reviews, photographs, art, or lightly used underwear. Include a short bio, and if we like it, we’ll publish it!

Guidelines: Tell us about your art, and if text is your thing post a sample in the box below. Otherwise, pitch your idea or describe what you’d like to send. If we like it we’ll send you a link (or even a mailing address if necessary) to which to submit your material.

Please note that HHCIB is a not-for-profit enterprise, and – as much as we’d like to – we don’t pay. Nor do we get paid. Submit to us because you love us!

We reserve the right to accept, reject, or ask for revisions according to our own tastes, whim, and a penchant for obsessive but charmingly old-world pedantry. Spelling is sexy!