Ever been to sea? You’ll want to enlist once you’ve sampled this pungent addition to the Dirty Boy line. You’ll never think of seamen the same way again.

Deckhand Rope Spool Smear Jar is a nostalgic 5 inch replica of a spool of marine rope. The top screws off to reveal a jar full of manly smear reminiscent of the glory days of merchant marine ships and the sturdy men who filled their sterns. And that’s five feet of real rope, so keep it handy.

At Dirty Boy, we care about your health. Those with allergies will be glad to see that we list all our ingredients. Try getting that from Calvin Klein.

Ingredients: kelp extract,  Aleutian Island sea salt, iron and iron oxide, coal tar-derived creosote, hemp rope percolated in sea water, distillation of chewing tobacco, dirty bedding juice from concentrate, toque grease, marine hydrocarbons (non-diesel), Omega-3 fatty acids from Keta salmon, copper anti-fouling paint base (not for use by those with Wilson’s disease), organic fish scales (for product luminescence).

Deckhand Rope Spool Smear Jar
150ml $69.95