Posts by Cory Tennant
The Dearth of Dick
Ask Cory: New hookup operating procedures during the COVID19 outbreak
Read MoreApocalyptic Hormones
Dear Cory: I have been out-of-my-mind horny this week for some reason. Probably the impending apocalypse. Care to comment on these waves of lust and their timing?
Read MoreCupid’s Ineptitude
Love is liberally admixed with everything else in a person’s mind. Imagine a blender set on very low.
Read MoreWhere the Sun Don’t Shine
Despite all the fun and feeling connection deep in my soul and all that, something happened in the park last week that freaked me out a bit and I feel like I need to ask someone about it.
Read MoreRevolution or Rotation?
Dear Cory:
We recently moved into a house with a lawn, and, though I’d rather dig the shit up and plant something useful, like potatoes, circumstances demand that we maintain the lawn as is. Thus, we need to buy a lawn mower.
The wife, and my inner environmentalist, want me to buy the relatively environmentally neutral (as if there’s anything environmentally neutral about a semi-suburban lawn) electric mower. However, I grew up with engines, the smell of gasoline and two-cycle oil, and the roar of combustion. Electric mowers just seem a little pansy. I mean no offense by that, I did a lot of guys before I got married, but I think you know what I’m getting at.
What should I do?
Read MoreHusband Dissected
Dear Cory
I am resistant to referring to a married gay man as a husband. What do you make of the growing legality of gay marriage?
Gay and Greying
Read MoreEvolution and Two Bags
The Modern Cuspidor
Dear Cory: Why is it that men so often spit while urinating? I see this (okay, saw this long ago) among schoolboys in the park, and it’s just as common with men at the urinals at the opera. Is there an evolutionary explanation? — Horkin’ in the Boys’ Room
Read MoreBlock Party
Put on your million-dollar suit and drive the fly to the hospital, then a quick lunch of vassals and serfs with a simple glass of kerosene. Thus nourished, dive into the liquidity of bundled mortgages on homes for howitzers and seashells gathered on a recent trip to Mars. Gravity is super strong today Top up…
Read MoreThe Rule of Two, Part Two
Dear Cory: So I’ve been trying to have a key copy made for my office at one of my jobs (I have to share it). There’s only one key so if it gets lost – problems. Plus I want to have it on my key chain rather than have to continually go to fetch it…
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